Owen Shao
CHAOS ROULETTE
GLITCH REALITY
MATRIX RAIN
INVERT WORLD
EARTHQUAKE
RUSSIAN ROULETTE NAVIGATION
TECH JOURNEY
CHAOS PROJECTS
MIND PALACE
SKILL VALIDATION

Welcome to my Blog*

* Not actually a blog. Any resemblance to actual blogs is purely coincidental and should be reported to the Department of Reality Maintenance.

404: Blog Not Found (But Here's Why That's Good)

Error: Date.now() returned undefined∞ minutesReliability Score: -42

This blog post doesn't exist. In fact, it's actively avoiding existence. Every time you try to read ...

Why Your Code Is Actually Writing Itself

Yesterday (or maybe tomorrow)YesReliability Score: 13.7

Have you ever noticed that your code works better when you're not looking at it? That's because your...

HELP: My Blog Posts Are Escaping Into The Void

Void o'clockVoid/VoidReliability Score: 0

I started writing normal technical blogs but they've begun disappearing into a quantum singularity. ...

Schrödinger's Blog: It Both Exists and Doesn't

Quantum UncertaintyBoth 1 minute and 1 yearReliability Score: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This blog post is in a quantum superposition of being written and unwritten. By reading this, you're...